Monday, July 16, 2012

The Weekend, in 10 Bullets

  • Drank at / groped in the Castro.
  • Tried to pass as cool and bro-ish by playing Golden Eye with two straights and a straight gay.
  • Stewed over granola as loud Marina trash blathered on and on in CafĂ© du Soleil.
  • Took my bike for a tune up, ended up with a giant new TV.
  • Contemplated a run, then opted for a two-hour “spontaneous” nap.
  • Drank at / groped in the Castro.
  • Tried to pass as swanky Marina trash as a means of infiltrating their home turf for a badass burger.
  • Ogled a 14-foot miniature of Disneyland at the Disney Family Museum.
  • Contemplated a run, then opted for a leisurely stroll to the gym.
  • Watched Top Secret!

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