Is Swift dating Tebow?
Rest assured - you shouldn't care.
New ads grossing you out?
It's gonna take more than a photo of lung cancer to get you to start living healthier.
Looking for happiness?
It's sure as shit not here. Sucker.
Did Oscars clinch 2012 for Obama?
We didn't expect anyone to read this. We've got nothing. It was a nonsensical filler headline. Please ignore.
Is Snooki pregnant or not?
This computer will self destruct and blow molten shrapnel into your slack-jawed face in 4 seconds.