The Weekend, in 10 Bullets

• Drank at / groped in the Castro.
• Tried to pass as cool and bro-ish by playing Golden Eye with two straights and a straight gay.
• Stewed over granola as loud Marina trash blathered on and on in Café du Soleil.
• Took my bike for a tune up, ended up with a giant new TV.
• Contemplated a run, then opted for a two-hour “spontaneous” nap.
• Drank at / groped in the Castro.
• Tried to pass as swanky Marina trash as a means of infiltrating their home turf for a badass burger.
• Ogled a 14-foot miniature of Disneyland at the Disney Family Museum.
• Contemplated a run, then opted for a leisurely stroll to the gym.
• Watched Top Secret!